Last Offer

347 applications. 0 offers. Your last offer is waiting on the roof of an office tower — and every floor between you and it is full of robots that want your job.

Last Offer is a pixel arcade game about getting hired in tech in the age of AI. Pick one of five tech workers and fight your way up six floors, each one a different genre:

1. The "Career" Business Center — a classic beat 'em up: the street, the open space, a kitchen of exploding coffee machines and the AI Interviewer.
2. HR — a job interview where you literally punch the right answer.
3. The Elevator Shaft — rappel down and fight an Agent Junior the size of the elevator car.
4. The Deadline Turbo Tunnel — an office-chair race against a storm of a deadline.
5. The Cloud — a drone shooter up to the CEO Neural Core.
6. The Antenna — climb ahead of the glitch to the final choice.

Three endings: take the offer, or break the system.

Heroes

• Frontend Dev — twin katanas, the fastest combos and parries
• Backend Dev — swings a laptop and charges a BUILD → TEST → DEPLOY pipeline
• Designer — a stylus bow that shoots across the screen
• QA Engineer — a tank with a hammer and a "Bug Report" shield
• DevOps — turrets, a wrench and a combat drone

Features

• Local co-op: two players on one keyboard
• Three difficulty levels: Junior, Middle, Senior
• Touch controls on phones (landscape works best)
• No sprites and no audio files: every pixel is drawn in code, and the chiptune music is synthesized in your browser

Controls

Arrows / WASD — move · J — attack · K — jump · L — super · Esc — pause

Full version

Floor 1 is free right here. Floors 2–6 and all three endings are a one-time 150 Telegram Stars or 199 RUB on the game's website: lastoffergame.com — your purchase works on any device.

Made by a developer who also sent way too many applications.